What, exactly, are all the skeletons fighting about?
Did somebody assassinate Archduke Femurdinand?
When I read this I put my phone down, walked out of the room, then sat at my kitchen table reevaluating the life choices I’ve made that led me to this moment.
I was skim reading this, so I didn’t get how humerus it was. I read it three times before I realized it didn’t actually say Ferdinand